New Limited Edition Space Shoes! are now available for purchase. they are hand drawn with tender love and physics.
Spokes person of the New Space Shoes Limited Company, Mr. Jonathan Poravic Peculiar, has been recorded as saying
"These are probably the best shoes in all the universes, and there are about five universes to my knowledge.
These shoes make planets wish they had feet! and that's been scientifically proven!"
Conclusive!
So, to summerise... to obtain a pair of these majestic geometrically ergonomic universally spank tingling feet rockets,
email me at ventralisgolden@yahoo.com for only 15 earth coins sterling (£15 + p&p)
Aces!
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